Obits continued

No friends or family are known of and the body will be left somewhere out of the way, probably in a vacant lot for the crows to pick apart, and belongings consisting of several thousand each of record albums, obscure books, magazines, comics, photographs,and artist's supplies and ephemera will be summarily left on the sidewalk for garbage collection, as no-one interviewed at the scene thought anyone else would want such impedimenta. Also found behind a quite beautiful tiki bar were many half-filled bottles of odd liqueurs along with many different rums and whisk(e)ys, which were passed around to police investigators and news-crew alike. No services will be held.